The Personality of Pluto

"I'm currently writing about platypie*... In my paper about Pluto..." ~Thing 2

*Please note that "platypie" is what we are using as the plural for platypus.

Moving In

"They were probably thinking: She doesn't belong is Dixon... She should be in Hotchkiss!" ~Thing 1

"Now your nose smells like boys." ~Thing 2

No More Winterim

"Never been kissed... Don't wanna start with you!" ~Thing 1

"Can we just die alone... together?" ~Thing 2

Study Attempts

"I like birds that are pretty and far away" ~Thing 2

"Maybe the person texting me was an angel who really wanted me to talk to the guy" ~Thing 2

And later, after someone's phone rang with a pretty little tone... Dr. Englin: "Does that mean an angel was just born?"

"See! I told you angels texted people!!!" ~Thing 2

Dr. Englin: "What is a car that is lightweight with low horsepower?"

(To Thing 1) "...My bike..." ~Thing 2

"Holy cold! I'm a cow!!" ~Thing 2

"At least the tree isn't a person..." ~Thing 1

"You are talking like an old man who can't talk." ~Thing 1

"It wasn't a snake... it was fluffy." ~Thing 1

"You never know..." ~Thing 2

"Is that a leaf or a squirrel? Oh wait... It's a rock..." ~Thing 2

"Ok, Ptolemy..." ~Thing 2

"...Is a JERK!" ~Thing 1

"STUPID! STUPID MAN!!" ~Thing 2

"Copper-nickas... Cosmos... He was very drunk!" ~Thing 1 and 2

"It's going to study the formation of planets, galaxies and stars." ~Thing 1

"That's a DUH! We do not need to put that! What else is it gonna do? SING TO THE MOON???" ~Thing 2

Stargazing and Other Things

During astronomy lab, Dr. Englin said "Now you may periodically see a shooting star."

"Did he just say asian star?" ~Thing 2

"How on earth did you get asian from shooting???" ~Thing 1

Picks up a spoon... "So, I saw this was shiny and thought it was my ipod..." ~Thing 2

Astronomy

"There is a little man sitting in my abdomen running around with a hammer!" ~Thing 2

"The awkward moment when you think someone is putting their feet on your chair and in reality they're trying to get your attention but you don't want to turn around cause your not sure and either way it's awkward." ~Thing 2

"That awkward moment when you really want to laugh out loud in class but can't cause the lecture isn't funny." ~Thing 1

In astronomy class, after the professor had inadvertently drawn a smilie face out of the diagrams he was drawing...

"There is a smilie face on the board..." ~Thing 1

"A retarded smilie face." ~Thing 2

Note: this was followed by almost uncontrollable silent laughter.

Thing 1 and Thing 2

Just FYI, we are not gonna tell you who said what with these quotes. Rather, we shall sign them Thing 1 or Thing 2. :)

While stuffing her face with Nutella and Ritz crackers...

"This is soooooo BAD for me, but it's so GOOOOOD!!!!!!!" ~ Thing 2

On her way to a DTR...

"I feel like I'm about to go into the Hunger Games." O.O ~ Thing 1